All Gave Some, One Gave None

8/19/05- Mark Bellhorn Designated for Assignment

I have been waiting for this day. If you have read posts on this site you would know that at the minute I heard those words, a celebration would begin. Sorry Mr. K, you had a few timely homeruns last year. That wasn’t good enough to make me like you. You played a decent second base. But others have played it better for less money and less strike outs. I guess the real problem was that you performed above expectations in 04′ and couldn’t repeat in 05′. Oh by the way, I didn’t like you in 04′. My wife now says that I will be even more unhappy, since now that you are gone. Who will I blame now? It was almost entertaining to boo you. In all reality after you make it past 10 days, the Sox will sign you to a AAA contract and bring you up on September 1st.

Come back after Millar is DFA for the second edition of All Gave Some, One Gave None.

S.

5 Responses to “All Gave Some, One Gave None”

  1. Mike Says:

    Not so sure we’ll see Millar DFA’d. Despite low power numbers, weak glove, he can spot start in the outfield for those “rare” Manny-days and until Nixon is back. His home run total is just a bit better than the Marlins’ Burnett, but his average isn’t aweful. He can still unload on fast ball pitchers, and who else will take care of Manny? ;)

  2. Mike Says:

    Is it true, Shawn, that you’ll be throwing the “Welcome Back Bellhorne Party” after he clears waivers and ends back up on the Sept. 1 roster?

  3. Shawn Says:

    It will probably be more like a ” He’s fu#k!n’ back ” party. Doesn’t Theo know that you have to get rid of Terry’s Kids for him not to play them!

  4. Bill Says:

    You are a gigantic, fat, fucking idiot. Bellhorn played the game hard and kept his mouth shut. If you had any clue you would know that a strikeout is the same as any other out and people like Graffanino and Renteria make outs at the same rate as Bellhorn - or even worse than Bellhorn. Batting average is not a very good stat to determine effectiveness.

    So there you go, you are a fat, fucking stupid moron who should shut his hole and take down this idiotic blog

  5. Shawn Says:

    I’m sorry….he must have been your favorite player. Admitting is the first step in getting help. Ce la vie.

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